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NEW FOR 2016!

EXCLUSIVE*

“HELLO MY NAME IS NASTY WOMAN, PH.D.”

LARGE COFFEE MUG

$20

($30 for Canadian/International orders)

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Details:  Cost covers mug plus shipping plus a buck or two toward Planned Parenthood and/or the ACLU

The amount of donation will vary based on the quantity you order: more mugs = reduced price of each mug and reduced relative shipping = higher donation. Also, please note that I, Karen, lose about $1 per each single mug order because of Paypal fees; I’ll make up the loss on orders of multiples.  If you can order multiples for yourself and a friend/friends, please do!  I just wanted to keep the price at $20.  So far, the sale of these mugs has raised well over $1000.

When you order, a TPII staffperson will make a custom order on Cafepress.com for the number of mugs you request, and have them sent to your address.  Shipping takes about 2 weeks. 

This is a large mug because we nasty women need a lot of coffee to keep bein’ so nasty. 

FYI I have adjusted the design so that the image is fully visible from the front when you are actually drinking from the mug (right handed).

US ORDERS ONLY




CANADIANS AND INTERNATIONAL ORDERS, COST IS $30

USE THIS BUTTON BELOW; YOUR SHIPPING COSTS AT CAFEPRESS ARE *WAY* HIGHER!!




*Designed by Professor Ann Abbott, of the Department of Spanish and Portuguese, University of Illinois at Urbana Champaign. She has kindly offered her design to the world, and given her blessing to this mug! She writes, “Love them. They look great and declare to the world that smart, capable women should feel no shame for being exactly who they are.

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EXCLUSIVE*

“HELLO MY NAME IS BAD HOMBRE, PH.D.”

LARGE COFFEE MUG

$20

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Details:  Cost covers mug plus shipping plus a buck or two toward Planned Parenthood and/or the ACLU or SPLC

The amount of donation will vary based on the quantity you order: more mugs = reduced price of each mug and reduced relative shipping = higher donation. Also, please note that I, Karen, lose about $1 per each single mug order because of Paypal fees; I’ll make up the loss on orders of multiples.  If you can order multiples for yourself and a friend/friends, please do!  I just wanted to keep the price at $20. The sale of all mugs has raised well over $1000

When you order, a TPII staffperson will make a custom order on Cafepress.com for the number of mugs you request, and have them sent to your address.  Shipping takes about 2 weeks. 

This is a large mug because the bad hombres need a lot of coffee to keep bein’ so bad. 

 

US ORDERS ONLY (CANADA/INT’L PLEASE EMAIL ME AT gettenure@gmail.com)




*Designed by TPII reader Kathleen Elliot.

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We have FOUR different kinds of assistance available for immediate purchase.  Click on the item heading to see the complete list of available support. For those seeking information on how to get on the regular schedule for individualized consulting services and full document review with Dr. Karen, review the services and rates available on the Services and Rates page, and then please contact her directly at gettenure@gmail.com.

1. Webinar Recordings

These are downloadable recordings of all the webinars (including complete descriptions)
offered by Dr. Karen and her team.  Click HERE to go the “Webinars” page and purchase.

2.  Quick Document Review Options

Quick Document Reviews are quick-turnaround options for people who need results fast to meet a deadline.  Click HERE to go the “Quick Reviews” page for complete descriptions and to purchase.

3. The Art of the Cover Letter

The Art of the Cover Letter is a membership-only access to posts, videos and worksheets to guide you through the conceptualization and writing of an academic cover letter.  Click HERE to go the “Art of the Cover Letter” page for complete descriptions and link to purchase.

4. Gift Certificates

You can purchase Gift Certificates in any amount from $50 up.  My rates are listed on the rates page, but here are the basics in a nutshell: 1 hour of work with me (1 job document–ie, cover letter):  $150;  2 hours of work with me (2 job documents–ie, cover letter and cv): $300;  3 hours of work with me (the basic full package of cover letter, cv, and teaching statement): $405 (reflects a 10% discount on total) 4 hours of work with me (the full package plus the research statement):  $540 (also includes 10% discount) You are not limited to the amounts above; they are meant as guidelines to the cost of working with me.  After your purchase you will receive a PDF download which serves as the Gift Certificate; please forward it to your recipient, who can then contact me to schedule the work.

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  5. I fully understand the cost for a prompt review of the cover letter, but for all of us struggling applicants on (or near) food stamps, couldn’t you release the package itself for free? I am sure we would benefit from that more than you would a few dollars. Also, it might encourage more of us to ask for your assistance…

  6. James – TPII has helped my wife and I a TON in the past year – with just the “free” materials on line (which of course Karen had to develop).

    She is a professional in this needed field in academia and deserves to be paid for her time and expertise.

  7. Will The Professor’s Guides Taming the Academic Job Market and another grant writing useful for other scientific area such as chemistry? Thanks.

    • They’re pretty useful across the board, but my suggestion would be to purchase the webinar recordings instead–they cover more ground and with the lower prices now ($50, used to be $100) they’re not too different price-wise. And have good Q and A too.

  8. Karen,
    I have an application deadline coming up in about ten days. I have purchased a copy of your book and would like to get your CV strategizing session too. But I was wondering if I would receive your edits in time for this particular job…or if I should look at the Fall instead.

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  10. Hi there,
    I ordered a mug and got a receipt emailed from paypal but when paypal redirected me back to your site after payment I was taken to a 404 error page. How can I check to verify you received my order? Thank you – the mug looks great!

  11. I ordered a Nasty Woman mug on October 26 and haven’t received it yet. I got an email confirmation from PayPal, but no word on when/if the mug shipped. Do you know when it might show up? I hoped it would arrive in time for Election Day.

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