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#MakeupMonday: My New Colors

By Karen Kelsky | April 15, 2019

3 Updates Added!

About a year ago I found a Marc Jacobs Kiss Pop for $6 at TJMaxx in the color “Headliner” and I fell completely and totally in love. I fell in love with it even though it is utterly impossible to apply (being shaped like a toddler crayon) and has no staying power whatsoever. It is truly a stupid product, except that… except that… the color is unbelievable.

I mean, look at it! It’s like a raspberry…. but also a rose. It’s not too purple, not too pink, not too magenta, not too berry … Which turns out, is basically unheard of. I’ve spent the last year trying to match it in a product that will actually stay on, to no avail. Every time I get close, and think I’ve found it, I discover, when I put them side by side, that alas, no. The products that look like it in the tube come out … just wrong. Mostly, too fuscia.

In despair, I figured out that if I paint it on with a lip brush, and line it with a Clinique Quickliner Intense lipliner, I can at least solve the application problem, and by layering and blotting patiently, I can coax a tiny bit of wear out of it. Here it is after dance class.

But finally, I decided…. if I love this raspberry-rose shade so much, why not just make it my new go-to color palette? Ie, just start buying in the color family, and see what happens. I have adored my go-to Beauty Bakerie Lip Whip in Syruptitious, but it’s a really cool rose-neutral and I’m tired of neutrals! I want to break out! I want to wear something that stands out, that’s more of a statement. I want to be vivid! And while I adore Beauty Bakerie Take Me To Pomegranate and Cranberry Stiletto – those are strong reds, not this family of berry/rose.

By the way, this is very much a rage against the machine moment for me. I am 54 years old and the fact is, at this age, I *should* be invisible. I should just be fading into the scenery and not making a spectacle of myself. And I say, in 2019, fuck that. I will not go quietly into that good night. I will be loud and flamboyant, and queer and femme, and sexy and large–in all senses of the word. And for me, this is all encapsulated in a brilliant berry-colored lipstick.

So I took advantage of Ulta’s 20% off coupon this week (ends April 18!), and went to my local Ulta and tried some options.

<— In this pic left to right are my original Marc Jacobs KissPop, Stila Stay-All-Day in Bacca, Maybelline SuperStay Matte Ink in Artist, Ruler, and (a seasonal shade) Fearless, and Nars PowerMatte Lip Pigment in American Woman. Full disclosure, I’ve been wearing the Nars for a few months now–i just finally sprang for a full size (I had a deluxe sample!) As you can see, it’s very much a cool neutral like Syruptitious, so as much as I love it, it’s not really part of the new direction.

And then in a huge departure, I strayed from my liquid lipcolors, and also got Smashbox Ultimate Lipstick in Jam On It and Fig!

Since then I’ve worn one a day and so far I adore them all! It’s giving me life to wear these vivid standout colors, and reactions have been awesome. I wore one to dance class and my teacher stopped in the middle of a step to peer at me and say “damn, you look hot today!” Mission accomplished, I say. That was Smashbox Jam day.

Blotchy Jam

The Smashbox Fig, sadly, is absolutely gorgeous (actually a terrific match) but no real staying power. Better than the Marc Jacobs, but just not the level I like and need. You can see it starting to fade unevenly in this pic, for example–and that’s just after running a few errands.

But the Maybelline? OMG. They STICK. And, they have just a tad more sheen and give to them than the ultra-matte, ultra-opaque Beauty Bakerie LipWhips. Here I am yesterday in Ruler, feeling very pleased.

Today’s experiment: Maybelline Fearless. It’s definitely a bit more brown than I want, but with its deep purpley mauve undertone, it’s still pretty cool!


Spectacular staying power through dance—->


<——And here’s a bit more long-wear evidence — about 24 hours after the first pic, as you can see the Marc Jacobs is nearly gone. The Stila is half-gone (I’ve never been a huge fan of this *supposedly but not really long-wear* product but I wanted to try the color), the Nars is decent, and and the Maybellines are still going strong.

Tomorrow, Maybelline Artist. I will continue to report back!

Update: Reporting back with Maybelline Artist!

I like it!!! It’s not exactly the Marc Jacobs – once again it is missing that particular rose cast – but dayummmm, it’s nice!

Update 2: Smashbox Jam On It! Kel likes this one a tad better than yesterday’s Maybelline. I like it a lot but as you can see below, it is missing the lovely sheen (it IS a matte product tho). (Also using a fuscia-toned lip pencil which i do NOT like but ignore that).


Update 3: Today on FB Live I had on the Stila Stay-All-Day in Bacca. I liked it but it was pretty fuscia, and more problematically, it wore off after ONE CUP OF COFFEE. UGH this product drives me nuts because they claim it’s long-wear and it simply IS NOT.

Grrrrrrr
Next: Trying what y’all suggested on FB! Pat McGrath and Givenchy (plus two awesome samples–YSL and Laura Mercier!)

I’m pleased to announce that we have a winner of last week’s Sample Pack giveaway, Megan Von Bergen, a PhD student in English at UT Knoxville (name shared with permission)! To enter this week’s, please just comment on the Facebook thread with some substantive comment related to lipcolor, makeup in general, skincare, or any other related topic. I’ll choose one commenter at random, using the online Random Number Generator.


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  1. Sunny says

    April 15, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    I don’t wear lipstick but always admire people who can pull it off. Sometimes I branch out and try some on but it just never feels right! That Marc Jacob’s though…of all the colors pictured it is the best even of those close in hue. Have fun continuing to experiment!

    Reply
  2. Portia says

    April 15, 2019 at 11:39 pm

    I am loving the colours! Have you tried MACs prep + prime for lips? It feels a bit like lip balm, you let it dry until its tacky and then add your favourite lippy. It has revolutionised my lipstick wearing because I can choose colours I like rather than ones that stick. Give it a try -it’s a game changer

    Reply
    • Karen Kelsky says

      April 16, 2019 at 10:32 am

      I WILL TRY!!!

      Reply
  3. Stephanie says

    April 16, 2019 at 2:39 pm

    Have you tried Peripera’s Ink Velvet? It’s a Korean brand and they have a ton of colors. They last all day and go on so well. I usually hate the feel of a matte lip but I don’t hate these. You can find them on Amazon but also some of the CVS locations carry them in store.

    Reply
    • Karen Kelsky says

      April 16, 2019 at 4:55 pm

      thanks! I will try!

      Reply
  4. Me says

    April 20, 2019 at 11:33 pm

    Today I checked out your website, which I had not visited in a few years.
    Turns out you now are… advertising cosmetics…
    That is sad.
    Would your R1 university not take you back?

    Reply
    • Karen Kelsky says

      April 21, 2019 at 2:25 pm

      Please refer below to the regular no-shaming reminder on my earlier #MakeupMonday posts, which clearly apply to you, Mr./Ms. Not-Even-Using-Your-Own-Name-Would-Be-Shamey-McShamerpants. I no longer include as the makeup series has a large and enthusiastic following, esp on FB (https://www.facebook.com/TheProfessorIsIn/posts/2237962576250277?__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARAKsSy9Zm-NMwU_WLxbEoU5LgWT8C17s30-90u_MxFTXGpEWO518NL0RZFcHitfUwLXR1BSZtnnb6QQwU_KPY5JgbvwSWF5r7mggrzy0l3lEY4ul29mHhAWNEWhXSYIERndr-b9dkBuZVLfqs5vcUKgEFHvjm6W9Sao46ovIg-ldDVgl1DxlICe7c4Z7nCjKYg4qn-gE4Quu1HY8pdYvWNSLM7XOy2nUVdR9C0i7cJCk6HuXcIQrzO0Nge4sTnA961ieC06qIdeu678m0MYRGddNEtniI7ojR4EOKHC55g6c8vM61UwsSGb_H_o7ZWglWm9C3kdjqK4XD3kmwaoOfs5mQ&__tn__=-R). Please do leave the blog–you are not welcome here.

      Welcome to Makeup Monday, my weekly series on makeup; academic and postacademic job market and productivity posts will continue on Tuesday and Friday as usual. Here is my weekly reminder:  I will not engage with makeup-shaming here or on any Facebook or Twitter comment threads. I support your right to not wear makeup, and anyone who dislikes makeup, disapproves of makeup, or wants to argue that no academic woman should be judged on the basis of makeup (which nobody is claiming anyway), I suggest you come back for my other posts on other topics.

      For previous posts, see the following:
      Yes This Post Is About Long-Wear Lipcolor
      Welcome to Makeup Monday
      Why Makeup Why Now?
      Face Makeup, The Basics
      Face Makeup, Getting Fancy
      All About Eyes
      Brows Get Their Own Post, Because Of Course They Do
      More on Lipsticks and Introducing Shae
      Big News on the Lipcolor Front!~~~~~~

      Reply
  5. Jhonni says

    April 22, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    I’M SORRY, WHERE IS THAT NECKLACE FROM? Gorgeous!!!

    Reply
    • Jhonni says

      April 22, 2019 at 3:36 pm

      Specifically, the blue and green one with little leaf guys.

      Reply
    • Karen Kelsky says

      April 22, 2019 at 3:50 pm

      lol, people love this necklace! Google “Kristina Collection Jewelry” – it can be found at Zinnia boutique in Burlington and Harvard Square but also on Ebay and atthis shop: https://enreverie.com/collections/kristina-collection/necklaces-pendants?fbclid=IwAR1zx1YPvap6H_Q7lSsAEmTRLIRkpu16DYaLYEYEbRRZ7XLNqb4jmXESXmc

      Reply
  6. Angela Wiley says

    June 25, 2019 at 10:24 am

    Yay for you, 50-something, gorgeous, smart, sparky creature that you are. From another 50-something woman: we do not have to be invisible. In fact, we can be very visible and painted or not painted in any way we choose. Shame on the shamer-pants above. I, for one, am taking notes.

    Reply
    • Karen Kelsky says

      June 25, 2019 at 12:57 pm

      Love you, Angela, and hear, hear!

      Reply

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