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We have FOUR different kinds of assistance available for immediate purchase…  and exclusive Coffee Mugs for the outraged academic.  Click on the item heading to see the complete list of available support. For those seeking information on how to get on the regular schedule for individualized consulting services and full document review with Dr. Karen, review the services and rates available on the Services and Rates page, and then please contact her directly at gettenure@gmail.com.

 

1. Webinar Recordings

These are downloadable recordings of all the webinars (including complete descriptions)
offered by Dr. Karen and her team.  Click HERE to go the “Webinars” page and purchase.

2.  Quick Document Review Options

Quick Document Reviews are quick-turnaround options for people who need results fast to meet a deadline.  Click HERE to go the “Quick Reviews” page for complete descriptions and to purchase.

3. The Art of the Cover Letter

The Art of the Cover Letter is a membership-only access to posts, videos and worksheets to guide you through the conceptualization and writing of an academic cover letter.  Click HERE to go the “Art of the Cover Letter” page for complete descriptions and link to purchase.

4. Gift Certificates

You can purchase Gift Certificates in any amount from $50 up.  My rates are listed on the rates page, but here are the basics in a nutshell: 1 hour of work with me (1 job document–ie, cover letter):  $150;  2 hours of work with me (2 job documents–ie, cover letter and cv): $300;  3 hours of work with me (the basic full package of cover letter, cv, and teaching statement): $405 (reflects a 10% discount on total) 4 hours of work with me (the full package plus the research statement):  $540 (also includes 10% discount) You are not limited to the amounts above; they are meant as guidelines to the cost of working with me.  After your purchase you will receive a PDF download which serves as the Gift Certificate; please forward it to your recipient, who can then contact me to schedule the work.

Click here for Gift Certificates:

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EXCLUSIVE COFFEE MUGS

FOR THE

OUTRAGED ACADEMIC

 

#FANCYACADEMIC

TRAVEL MUG*

$30

FOR US-ONLY RUSH CHRISTMAS SHIPPING THRU DEC. 15

PRICE WILL BE REDUCED AFTER DEC. 15 FOR REGULAR NON-RUSH ORDERS AND INTERNATIONAL ORDERS

This travel mug references the Twitter dispute between famed Cambridge Classicist and Historian Mary Beard and UKIP billionaire donor Arron Banks, who tried to mansplain to her that the Roman Empire fell because of immigration (conveniently for Brexit supporters seeking historical precedent).  No amount of Professor’s Beard’s decades of renowned erudition could dissuade him from his outdated views, based on vague memories from high school, which he insisted were just as valid as the learned opinions of a “fancy academic” such as herself. And thus #fancyacademic was born.

Now you can display your fancy academic credentials far and wide! Proceeds from the sale of this travel mug will go to the Berkshire Conference of Women Historians.

AND

“HELLO MY NAME IS NASTY WOMAN, PH.D.”

LARGE COFFEE MUG**

$20

($30 for Canadian/International orders)

Details:  Cost covers mug plus shipping plus a buck or two toward Planned Parenthood and/or the ACLU

The amount of donation will vary based on the quantity you order: more mugs = reduced price of each mug and reduced relative shipping = higher donation. Also, please note that I, Karen, lose about $1 per each single mug order because of Paypal fees; I’ll make up the loss on orders of multiples.  If you can order multiples for yourself and a friend/friends, please do!  I just wanted to keep the price at $20.  So far, the sale of these mugs has raised well over $1000.

When you order, a TPII staffperson will make a custom order on Cafepress.com for the number of mugs you request, and have them sent to your address.  Shipping takes about 2 weeks. 

This is a large mug because we nasty women need a lot of coffee to keep bein’ so nasty. 

FYI I have adjusted the design so that the image is fully visible from the front when you are actually drinking from the mug (right handed).

US ORDERS ONLY

CANADIANS AND INTERNATIONAL ORDERS, COST IS $30

USE THIS BUTTON BELOW; YOUR SHIPPING COSTS AT CAFEPRESS ARE *WAY* HIGHER!!

**Designed by Professor Ann Abbott, of the Department of Spanish and Portuguese, University of Illinois at Urbana Champaign. She has kindly offered her design to the world, and given her blessing to this mug! She writes, “Love them. They look great and declare to the world that smart, capable women should feel no shame for being exactly who they are.”

AND

EXCLUSIVE

“HELLO MY NAME IS BAD HOMBRE, PH.D.”

LARGE COFFEE MUG***

$20

Details:  Cost covers mug plus shipping plus a buck or two toward Planned Parenthood and/or the ACLU or SPLC

The amount of donation will vary based on the quantity you order: more mugs = reduced price of each mug and reduced relative shipping = higher donation. Also, please note that I, Karen, lose about $1 per each single mug order because of Paypal fees; I’ll make up the loss on orders of multiples.  If you can order multiples for yourself and a friend/friends, please do!  I just wanted to keep the price at $20. The sale of all mugs has raised well over $1000

When you order, a TPII staffperson will make a custom order on Cafepress.com for the number of mugs you request, and have them sent to your address.  Shipping takes about 2 weeks. 

This is a large mug because the bad hombres need a lot of coffee to keep bein’ so bad. 

 

US ORDERS ONLY (CANADA/INT’L PLEASE EMAIL ME AT gettenure@gmail.com)

***Designed by TPII reader Kathleen Elliot.

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